Total Medals Earned: 2,676 (From 449 different games.) Total Medal Score: 49,575 Points
Medals Earned: 12/12 (300/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/455 points)
Use all 4 powerups in a single run.
Last longer than 1 minute in a single run.
Pop 250 bullets in a single run.
Go 30 seconds without popping a single bubble.
Pop 750 bullets in a single run.
Infect 8 bubbles with 1 red bullet.
Bounce 1 green bullet off 15 bubbles.
Last longer than 5 minutes in difficult.
Last longer than 5 minutes in onslaught.
Finish the normal course without dying.
Last longer than 5 minutes in invisible challenge.
Finish the difficult course without dying.
Medals Earned: 2/32 (15/600 points)
Use a bomb for the first time.
Kill 300 enemies in total.
Get killed with no enemies on screen.
Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
Play 10 levels as Natalie.
Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.
Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.
Play 10 levels as Matt.
Kill 3000 enemies in total.
Fully upgrade all stats
Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.
Play 10 levels as Lance.
Fully upgrade any stat.
Get hit 100 times in total.
Collect 100 power ups in total.
Kill 10000 enemies in total.
Kill 1000 enemies in total.
Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
Play 10 levels as Anna.
Kill 25 enemies instantly.
Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
Complete all bonus levels.
Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.
Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.
Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.
Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.
Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.
Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.
Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.
Get A ranks in all 25 levels.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/205 points)
Start a game
Deliver to Quillter
Deliver to Archi
Deliver to Rasputin
Deliver to Mr. Nimbsmith
Deliver to a lil guy
Deliver to Monki
Deliver to RoboResident Roy
Deliver to Professor R
Deliver to SpaceWorm J
Deliver to another Daintree Delivery worker
Get a game over
Deliver 5 packages in one game
Deliver 10 packages in one game
Deliver 15 packages in one game
Deliver 20 packages in one game
Earn 25 hearts in one game
Earn 333 credits or more in one game
Bounce 3 times while in a hit animation
Spend 10 minutes playing the game total
Medals Earned: 16/16 (500/500 points)
Use 500 bullets.
Kill 50 bunnies.
Spend £10,000.
Use a grenade.
Go into RAGE.
Use a remote explosive.
Get someone naked!
Kill the bunny man.
Kill the Easter bunny.
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
Kill the super bunny.
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
Get all trophies!
Purchase all weapons.
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/80 points)
Get a combo of 10
Get a combo of 15
Get a combo of 25
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/90 points)
Beat LVL 1
Beat Levels 1-3
Make Citty Poop
Kill Saza's minion
Beat the game!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/10 points)
Medals Earned: 9/16 (90/340 points)
Send your score for the world to see!
Earn a bronze medal!
Earn a silver medal!
Wear your first cap
Figure out the controls!
Even quitting earns you an achievement! Now try again harder!
Earn a gold medal!
Get at least 7 achievements
Earn your very first highscore by beating the game!
Now try to beat your highscore!
Earn a platinum medal!
Finish a level with a brown cowboy hat on top of the stack!
Finish a level with a black magician hat on top of the stack!
Catch all caps at any one level
Burn a stack of blue caps at gold height!
Only for hardcores. Build a stack of caps that touch the top screen!